not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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