Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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