you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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