I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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