so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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