Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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