I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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