No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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