She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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