so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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