I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
