ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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