one two three fourrrrnication!
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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