I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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