And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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