im gay
i know
yea but for you.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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