just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Bring me that man meat
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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