Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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