if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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