How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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