you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
