I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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