the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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