I heard we made out
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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