I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
tell me about the eggs
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