Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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