My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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