Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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