You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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