doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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