The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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