Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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