Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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