nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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