hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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