So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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