I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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