Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I pour the whiskey from now on
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
