I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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