what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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