And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I want to fling myself into the sun
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
ok first of all what the fuck
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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