Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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