Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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