I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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