ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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