Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Randomize
