You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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