why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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