i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I have post one night stand depression
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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