she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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