i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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