He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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