I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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