you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
i now understand why vodka
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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